Over on Fools Rush In Grannie Annie sets us a meme to try, so here is my effort - and I hope you will also have a go!
1.] How come I can never find: A red pen when I want to do some sight checking (of Scripture in foreign languages) for Wycliffe Associates?
2.] I wish I'd never started: eating chocolate, because it's hard to stop or curb!
3.] I wonder why: it always rains on Wednesdays when my gardeners are due.
4.] Mama always told me: "No such word as 'can't'! If you want to do something badly enough, you'll find a way to do it!"
5.] There's this one thing in my closet that I just can't seem to get rid of: Old Connexional magazines that I always think may come in handy, but never do!
6.] My favorite guilty pleasure is: Eating chocolate.
7.] I always forget to: file all the papers straight after a meeting, with the result that every now and then I have to have a massive clear-up (and filing) of the papers piled high on my table(s).
8.] I have never: learned to swim.
9.] I'm obsessed with: getting the Under 30s more involved in the running of our church.
10.] One of my favorite memories is: stewarding for Easter People.